I want to sneeze like this
A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of the plane.
Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently; as before.
The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again
she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.
The man couldn't restrain his curiosity.
He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times and this
has resulted in noticeable shuddering spasms. Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied,"I have a rare condition;
when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said, "I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said," pepper."
