Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a

deserted street with your wife

and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic

Terrorist with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises

Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a

Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds

before he reaches you and your family. What

do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY :

Democrat's Answer :

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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock

the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to

wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while

he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,

healthier street that

would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with

some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

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BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG !

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those

the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!