It's 2:20am, and I'm still awake?!?! I gotta get to bed. I gotta be at the office at 8:00. I'm like 6 hours past my bedtime. But I have the worst stomache ache imaginable. I've already used almost a whole roll of TP to myself, and my farts would end a war. As a matter of fact, I should bottle these bad boys and let the air force drop them in Afghanistan. I'm sure they'd make bin Laden come out of hiding.
