Texan's guide to life....

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgement.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back
in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
To make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
In your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few
Who learns by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric
Fence for themselves.

very good:)

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Originally Posted by John Benz

Always drink upstream from the herd.

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lol this ones funny