Men Know...
.... that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked
woman.
.... that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get
out of the house.
.... that if she looks like your mother, run.
.... that there are at least three sides to every
story: His, hers, and the truth.
.... never to run away from a fight that you know you can
win.
.... how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin
the game.
.... exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far
that gas will get them.
.... that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to
adjust oneself.
.... that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the
man to stare at her cleavage.
.... that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for
reasons not totally clear to them.
.... that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her
name is Bambi.
.... that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law
how good his daughter is in bed.
.... that men are from here, and women are from way the hell
over there.
