I once saw a kid pee on an electric fence!
Lol.. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
We were playing out in the woods with a bunch of neighbourhood kids when my friend's younger brother decides he's gonna take a piss on that tree over yonder.
Just as he's getting ready to go, I notice that there's an electric fence going past and the owner used that particular tree as a fencepost.
Well.. you guessed it. Just as I open my mouth and start to say "Hey man, I wouldn't piss there..." He suddenly gets knocked flat on his back. Still peeing... up in the air and all over himself.
He was a little shaken, messy, and sore but otherwise OK. Poor bastard was only about 11 years old! :wacko: