crazy occurrence friday night.

**jipped genes** · 10-31-2011, 07:21 AM

i heard a noise outside. i grabbed my pistol and a flashlight. snuck around the back of my house and illuminated where the noise was coming from. there was a girl bent over my AC unit on the side of my house with a boy pegging her from behind and another boy standing about 5 feet away whacking off.

i assume they were pretty scared to see and angry man woke up out of a sleep to find some kids (probably 14 or 15) having sex on the side of my house with a flashlight and a gun.

the girl pulled up her britches the boys both stood there swaying without moving eyes wide. there were several beer bottles on the ground and both boys pants. i simply told them to get lost and dispose of their beer bottles.

the boy who was whacking picked up the bottles and threw them in the trash. i told him to get them back out and put them in the recycle bin. i asked him if he recycled at home and recommended he start and told him about the virtues for the environment(he did not respond to my question). they apologized and wandered off into the night. i wanted to tell the girl to have some self respect but i did not. if her parents didn't care enough to instill those values a stranger with a gun certainly wont.

it was then i realized the boys still had not put on their pants and were stumbling off with their jeans in their hands. i assume to find another AC unit to defile.

i went inside and went right to sleep after washing my feet (i stepped in something wet and of course it was most likely from my neighbors AC but my mind went crazy with bodily fluid possibilities)

**BABY1** · 10-31-2011, 07:41 AM

That is messed up!

**tn94z** · 10-31-2011, 08:40 AM

Holy crap!! Too funny about the recycling man

**daved150** · 10-31-2011, 09:25 AM

wow!! i'd been fukin pissed, lol.... but if i was one of the kids you'd be stepping in the shyt you scared out of me!!!

**bowbow** · 10-31-2011, 07:53 PM

Normally I would think that's funny but daughter is 13 and shit like that scares me to death. I know my daughter has more self respect bUt still.

**Dzone** · 10-31-2011, 08:53 PM

OMG! That was a good story man. Sounds like you were pretty nice. They got off lucky. You could have made them stay there until the cops came and hauled them to jail. Of course I guess we all did stupid shit when we were kids.

**MPMC** · 10-31-2011, 09:04 PM

That is a funny story. Who the hell does that though? Out of all the places you could do it, you choose a strangers backyard over his condenser.. lmao Kids just dont give a **** these days.

**daved150** · 11-01-2011, 04:09 AM

Originally Posted by bowbow

Normally I would think that's funny but daughter is 13 and shit like that scares me to death. I know my daughter has more self respect bUt still.

yea....mine just turned 16...and i'd turn her ass inside out if i found out she did something like that!!! holy shyt, id be so pissed!!!

**badcompany487** · 11-01-2011, 04:24 AM

Hahaha not what you expected to find eh?

**jipped genes** · 11-01-2011, 07:15 AM

the reason i was not a jerk was i dont want them coming back and setting fire to my AC or graffiti on my garage door ect. also lets face it, when we were 15 year old boys we would take it anywhere we could get it. i am sure if a girl said lets do it and we were dangling over a pit of hungry piranha and our platform was on fire I would do it anyway.

**venom27** · 11-02-2011, 07:58 AM

wow thats nuts but i bet they learned their lesson

**daved150** · 11-02-2011, 08:06 AM

ok...your right...i've done some stupid shyt for sure. just get near sighted when you have a daughter around that age.

**skinnyman** · 11-02-2011, 11:25 AM

kids nowadays.....unfortunately and since i have a 10 and 8 yr old, i'll be in for it in a few years.

**airagee23** · 11-02-2011, 03:14 PM

Damn thats a krazy story.

**mtnmedic** · 11-06-2011, 11:23 AM

Damn, back when I was in school you had to date a girl and go through weeks of blue balls and then maby. Nowadays they consider BJ's and anal "Not actual sex" ! That being the case I woulda' been happy as a clam.

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