TweetA man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.

The sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look
good. But there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted."

Sliding a service pistol across the desk, the sergeant says: "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."


"Why the rabbit?"


"Great attitude," says the sergeant. "When can you start?"