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I pick my nose at stop lights and fling boogers out the window

TweetI get horny when i do cardio...

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Originally Posted by Michelle Hayden

I get horny when i do cardio...

that's funny because i have to wear boxer briefs and not regular boxers when i do the recumbant or everyone gets a surprise!

TweetAs a bad habit, i'm a very impatient driver and I can get aggressive at times. End up talking to myself to calm myself down.

As a weird habit, I sleep walk almost every night and make and eat a PB&J. I only know this when i get up in the morning and see utensils in the sink and/or leave out the jars of PB&J.

TweetEversince I was young, I would collect and roll pocket lint around in my pockets.

TweetRipping really loud farts in the supermarket

TweetI move my legs up and down when sitting.

Tweeti am the guy everyone hates who corrects pronunciation.

dont say "prolly", "acrost" ect........

yeah i know its irritating but when our old prez said "nukeular" instead of nuclear it drove me batty.

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Originally Posted by jipped genes

i am the guy everyone hates who corrects pronunciation.

dont say "prolly", "acrost" ect........

yeah i know its irritating but when our old prez said "nukeular" instead of nuclear it drove me batty.

oh i would drive you fukin nuts!! i miss pronounce shyt on purpose all the time!! i do it so much i actually catch myself saying "axe" instead of "ask" all the time....i'm fukin up my own speech!! lol

i'm a constant mover...i dont stop....something is always moving...fingers, legs, tapping toes, rubbing my hands, whatever...i dont stop.

i also talk very fast....you southern boys i've talked to on the phone can attest to that. i origanly thaught y'all just listened slow, but people up here say the same thing so it must be me.

i dont know about "weird"...maybe its weird when i take a dump i gotta give myself a "courtesy flush". i figured it was just being polite to myself....you know...if you can take care of yourself...

TweetI like grunting and screaming real loud when Im at the local gym. Even warming up, I like to scream real loud even if I am only using 20 pounds. I drop my weights on the floor all the time. Plus I like wearing those string tank tops and real short shorts to show off my legs and pecs and I like to flex all day in the mirror at the gym, Especially my pecs and trapexzoids. I love to do the crab pose between sets.I also wear those bodybuilding pants that are baggy in the thighs and tight at the ankles, which I have in multiple colors, even flourescent green. Its all about looking good in the gym and looking and acting like a real bodybuilder! I want to make sure everyone knows how serious I am about getting big.

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Originally Posted by daved150

i'm a constant mover...i dont stop....something is always moving...fingers, legs, tapping toes, rubbing my hands, whatever...i dont stop.

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LOL...Hey, I once read an article that said fidgeting helped burn fat. After I read that, I have been fidgeting my ass off...It helps me stay lean...LOL

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Originally Posted by Dzone

LOL...Hey, I once read an article that said fidgeting helped burn fat. After I read that, I have been fidgeting my ass off...It helps me stay lean...LOL

lol...i dont know if its true but people say shyt all the time, lol....i always say "its the steroids", lol...sometimes they just stare for a minuite then laff...like they are contimplating the truth in my statement!! thats when you know you fuked them all up!!!

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Originally Posted by Dzone

I like grunting and screaming real loud when Im at the local gym. Even warming up, I like to scream real loud even if I am only using 20 pounds. I drop my weights on the floor all the time. Plus I like wearing those string tank tops and real short shorts to show off my legs and pecs and I like to flex all day in the mirror at the gym, Especially my pecs and trapexzoids. I love to do the crab pose between sets.I also wear those bodybuilding pants that are baggy in the thighs and tight at the ankles, which I have in multiple colors, even flourescent green. Its all about looking good in the gym and looking and acting like a real bodybuilder! I want to make sure everyone knows how serious I am about getting big.

You work out at my gym! Im the guy laughing at you!