TweetVery stupid holiday, ppl will be pullin this shit at work all day.
TweetVery stupid holiday, ppl will be pullin this shit at work all day.
TweetDang!!!
"He woke up because I kept punching him in the face." --Thiago Alves
"I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her."- Drama (Entourage)
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Awe man! I was getting ready to celebrate!
Veritas Vos Liberabit
TweetOn the radio this morning they asked folks to call in with their best April fool's day joke. One guy called and said that, before he and his friends went to the beach to cruise the ladies, he slipped one of his buddies a viagra. Fella walked around all day with a hard on and the chicks would not come near him.
Tweetawwww bro look in the front hedges you probably have secret service wasting tax dollars spying on you