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      Here at my job, at least 99.98% of the people here, both in Maintenance & Transportation Departments, loathe "Mr. America wanna be" lifter, that I've mentioned in another thread.

      A few days ago, the guy was talking to a coworker, named Stanley, and as I walked over I called out to Stanley and watched as the wanna be walked away. It was obvious that he didn't want to deal with me. But when I approached Stanley, who laughs everytime I make the wanna be look stupid, I held my arms out and told him....
      "I don't know, bro. I may have to get some bigger coveralls. Tell me your opinion...Do my arms look too big in these coveralls?

      Stanley died laughing and more so when "wanna be" flexed his 13's. I bust out laughing and told wanna be, "Put the crack pipe down, bro, and put your arms down too. My 5 year old nephew have bigger arms than that."
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      LMAO!!! hahahaaaaaaaa...crack pipe! OHhh my gawd
      I love the "Do my arms look too big in these coveralls?" hahaha

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      I work with this big guy who is a funny ball buster, too. When ever I'd wear a sleeveless shirt to work he'd say something like "what's a matter, yer 10 inch big guns rip the sleeves off that shirt.? lol And I'd say some thing like, "nah, I'm saving up for the sleeves." lol
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      that is funny...
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      IT'S ON! It's time for wanna be to bring it and not sing it.

      Apparently, a few mechanics have come to me and told me that "wanna be" said that he can out power me. Oh sure, skinny him can out power a 25 year powerlifter? I can just walk away and turn the other cheek (then moon him) but that won't be enough.

      So I told everyone that I will make him put up and challenge him to an arm wrestling contest. That's right...his mighty 13's to my massive 21's (or more). :biggrin: Everyone is excited by it because someone will finally make him STFU! As I see it, if he backs down, he'll look like a ***** in front of everyone. If he back up what he says and, of course, loose, he'll look like a whimpy *****. Either way it goes, his back will be against the wall and there's no way out now.

      A couple of years ago, I advised him that his mouth was going to sign a check that his ass can't cash. Now, it's time for his ass to cash in. :_l:
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      Incidentally and for those of you who aren't on UM, I'll give you an idea of the "Asshole In Question". Cop a squat and enjoy the laugh. But I must warn you, DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING WHILE VIEWING THIS LINK or you may end up spitting the liquid onto your computer or keyboard. With that being said.....

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