THE AMERICAN CAR SALESMAN

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The American car salesman is both hated and revered.
He is the last of a rare breed – the ultimate maverick.
He walks with confidence and takes offense at direction.
He cannot be left on his own, yet his spirit will not be dominated.
He is free enterprise personified.
The American automobile salesman laughs in the face of affirmative action. He is one of the few workers in society who is paid exactly what he is worth.
While the average person views an hourly wage as security, he disdains it as unnecessary limit on his ability to produce.
He hears negative responses every day, but has never learned the meaning of defeat.
He believes free enterprise was created with him in mind.
He has the instinct of the hunter, coupled with great compassion and kindness. He speaks eloquently and detects the most innocent untruth from his customers.
He would never bow his knee to any king or queen, but has the uncanny ability to treat his customers like royalty.
He is uniquely talented, endowed with savvy that cannot be taught in a classroom.
His spirit is what America was built on.
He is a loner who has difficulty walking in step with others, yet he gravitates towards those who are like him.
He is intensely competitive, nevertheless quick to give a helping hand to a struggling brother.
He is a dealer’s biggest liability, yet he is that same merchant’s greatest asset.
Some elements of society would like to eliminate him, but have found him to be indestructible.
Without his personality, his smile, his spirit, there would be a giant void in America.

[rc10j1]

TweetDid you read that on the Kia recruitment brochure? lol

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Did you read that on the Kia recruitment brochure? lol

lol..no...actually i worked at a dealership in florida that had it on the wall framed and signed by the artist...i've tried for years to find it online...today, for some reason, it popped into my head and i googled it and found it on a blog that was written by a guy who seen it on a wall at a dealership in florida, lol.....

[jipped genes]

Tweeti love "going to battle" with a car salesman. they always win but i like to think i put up a good fight

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i love "going to battle" with a car salesman. they always win but i like to think i put up a good fight

eh, i bet you win more than you think!! but, as long as you feel good about the deal, was treated right...than you are the winner!!!

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eh, i bet you win more than you think!! but, as long as you feel good about the deal, was treated right...than you are the winner!!!

yep a buddy of mine paid $15K over sticker for one of the first Z06s, i said man that seems steep he said nope i got a good deal................

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetI HATE WHEN THEY COME ALL AT YOU LIKE A PACK OF VULTURES...WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT ON YOUR OWN

[rc10j1]

Tweeti like to put my frogg toggs on and make them show me cars in a thunderstorm.

[Dzone]

TweetHey thats pretty cool.

I went looking at used cars a bout a month ago and those guys were amazing. It was on a saturday. They said, "Go ahead and take it for the night and bring it back Monday" I told them I have a dog in my car. They said "NO problem, the car has leather seats, he wont do any damage to it"...I never took them up on the offer, but thought it was very cool and wouldnt hesitate to go back and look at cars there again.

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Tweetlol...yeaaaaa...take it home, try it on!! show your friends!! fall in love!!! lol