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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a


bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function


and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: 'Hello'


WOMAN: 'Honey,


it's me. Are you at the


club?'


MAN: 'Yes'


WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.


It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'


MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'


WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models.


I saw one I really liked.'


MAN: 'How much?'


WOMAN: '$90,000'


MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'


WOMAN: 'Great!


Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back


on the market. They're asking $980,000'


MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They


will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000


if it's really a good deal.'


WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'


MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in


astonishment, mouths agape.


He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?





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Originally Posted by O2BESOHUGE

NOW THATS A GOOD ONE!

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