TweetI went to Mexcio a while ago and homeless people over there offering me some roids just because I was big. They had little signs with all the names of the roids they had all mispelled. I was like oh shit how the fuck do these people know all of the names. I told them fuck you Im getting my own shit.

I remember this one time I was in Mexico with my sister and some friends of ours. As we were walking this little kid came up to me and asked me for money, so I gave him my change. When I walked away this fucker started *****ing at me, say in spanish CHEAP BASTARD. I understood after that, that the guy was a little druggie looking for money to buy drugs. I just laughed all night long thinking about it.

I forgot but this kid was homeless. It weird cause every corner you walk buy people ask you for money. If they know you have money they ask you for some. I just hate it when they follow me.

Tweetthat is some very funny shit bro

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Originally posted by blm9376
...and then "One time at band camp..."

LMAO!