TweetA young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks
a chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any pork or bacon for a week
either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'



Just then, his father comes in for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna
tell him or should I?'