Phil is in Room 233
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Phil gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife
says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Phil replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you
thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would a retired person get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, I did it for 4 reasons.
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow
a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Phil is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
Be Yourself - An original is always worth more than a copy!;)
All you can take with you is that which you have given away.