TweetA BUDDY OF MINE HERE AT THE OFFICE HAD ONE. THE DOC TOLD HIM HE HAD TO "CLEAN THE BARREL" ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES TO GET THE LIVE SPERM OUT OF HIS SYSTEM. BEFORE HE COULD HAVE UNPROTECTED WOOPIE!

Tweetfuk no never. keeping my shit until I die in 100 yrs

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Originally Posted by FUZO

fuk no never. keeping my shit until I die in 100 yrs

LOL...my sentiments exactly. Hey if a guy wants to do it, knock yourself out, but I sure aint goin there...I aint lettin anyone near my weiner with a scalpel and scissors

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Originally Posted by Dzone

LOL...my sentiments exactly. Hey if a guy wants to do it, knock yourself out, but I sure aint goin there...I aint lettin anyone near my weiner with a scalpel and scissors

AND DONT FORGET THE MICROSCOPE DZONE!!!















JUST PLAYIN!!

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Originally Posted by O2BESOHUGE

AND DONT FORGET THE MICROSCOPE DZONE!!!
JUST PLAYIN!!

Oh you fuker..lmao

TweetA co-worker here had one and it seems like he couldn't have sex for like 6 weeks. He had to at least go back for his checkup before he was cleared.


And I agree....I was born with this stuff for a reason! If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

TweetI had sex on day 2 but the stich kept scratching the wife. The secret is stay off your feet for 3 days and use frozen peas to cool your boys. I was squating on day 5!

TweetI don't know man, it would be nice not having to worry about getting the ladies pregnant. Of course, it would suck going back a few weeks later to confirm it worked. "Here's your cup, we need a semen sample - there's your closet with some nudie magazines". You know it's going to be one of those hollow doors with an inch gap at the floor, where everyone in the doctors office can hear you slappin it. I wonder how many times nurses are asked to assist? LOL. Most the guys I know skip that appointment and I can understand that but hell i would want to know.

One question deep south. My friend said it did impact orgasm; it's not as strong. True?

Tweeti am way to scared to do that..

TweetNow this is a good way to do it

A Hillbilly Vasectomy
Submitted by HalfAsser
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'


'2'


'3'


'4'


'5'

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia , Florida , Oklahoma , West Virginia ....and Washington DC .

TweetI had one. No big deal. rest and nothing strainious at all. After 4 days or so your good.My doc said just bring in a sample and drop it off. Make sure they cut a section out , fold then clamp. No way for the ends to reconnect then.

TweetNBD... go at it whenever you want to.
I didnt even use the ice packs. No difference in the feel or volume amount. looks the same as before. I cant tell its done except when you tell chicks my age and you see the relief in the eyes and panties come flyin off...
All juice with no seeds.
I've been told it changes the taste...
Good chance for some research here.
Find out what SHE thinks!!!

Tweet[QUOTE=EVERLAST;898362]NBD... go at it whenever you want to.
I didnt even use the ice packs. No difference in the feel or volume amount. looks the same as before. /QUOTE]

Cool, that's what I wanted to know.