There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1.He called everyone brother
2.He liked Gospel
3.He didn't get a fair trial







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.He went into His Father's business
2.He lived at home until he was 33
3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.He talked with His hands
2.He had wine with His meals
3.He used olive oil







But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.He never cut His hair
2.He walked around barefoot all the time
3.He started a new religion






But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1.He was at peace with nature
2.He ate a lot of fish
3.He talked about the Great Spirit






But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.He never got married.
2.He was always telling stories.
3.He loved green pastures.






But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2.He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do