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TweetThe GOOD, The BAD & The UGLY
Good~ Your wife is pregnant
Bad~ It's triplets
Ugly~ You had a vasectomy five years ago
Good~ Your wife's not talking to you
Bad~ She's divorcing you
Ugly~ She's a lawyer
Good~ Your son is finally maturing
Bad~ He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly~ So are you
Good~ Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad~ You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly~ You're in them
Good~ Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad~ You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly~ Your daughter borrowed them
Good~ Your husband understands fashion
Bad~ He's a cross-dresser
Ugly~ He looks better than you
Good~ You give 'the birds & the bees' talk to your
daughter
Bad~ She keeps interrupting
Ugly~ With accurate corrections
Good~ The postman's early
Bad~ He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly~ You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good~ Your son is dating someone new
Bad~ It's another man
Ugly~ He's your best friend
Good~ Your daughter got a new job
Bad~ As a hooker
Ugly~ Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly~ She makes more money than you do
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Tweetoh my god, the last one is just wrong haha
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