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>Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They
>sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog
>fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog
>in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to
>dominate the world.
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>Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
>dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves.
>They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the
>litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
>After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the
>world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick
>and nobody could get near it.
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>When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
>looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
>sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could
>possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages
>were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly
>waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped
>out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it
>got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and
>consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his
>dog at all.
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>Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
>understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
>working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
>female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
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>"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
>surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a
>weenie dog."

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