A Marine and A Sailor - dedicated with love to my one and only Stray....

[quirkysmilin]

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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing which
was the superior service.

Over triple lattes the Marine says, "Well, we have Iwo Jima."

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, "We have the Battle of Midway."

The Marine retorts, "We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!"

The sailor, nodding agreement, says, "But we have John Paul Jones."

And so on and so on until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Marine replies, "That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women."

[straydoglogic]

Tweetlol..good one quirky...
keep in mind though that im a dirt sailor...we dont go on ships...
thats all i have to defend my sexuality...lol

[quirkysmilin]

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lol..good one quirky...
keep in mind though that im a dirt sailor...we dont go on ships...
thats all i have to defend my sexuality...lol

Dirt Sailor - thats a new one! Thought you might appreciate that one....Im surrounded by Marines here being so close to Quantico - I might have to share that little ditty....