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      He probes deeply and you shiver;
      your body tenses...
      bye he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
      He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him...
      he's done this many times before.
      His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance.
      You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
      but he slowly takes his time,
      wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
      As he presses, closer, going deeper,
      you feel the tissue give way;
      pain surges throughout your body and
      you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
      He looks at you concerned and asks if it's too painful.
      Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head
      nod for him to go on.
      He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
      After a few moments,
      you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you,
      you lay panting, glad to have it over.
      He looks at you and smiling warmly,
      tells you, with a chuckle;
      that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
      You smile and thank....

      your DENTIST
      After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

      Naughty, naughty...I know what you were thinking!
      "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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      nice......i wasn't thinking about the dentist though....unless she was a hot chica

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      haha good one!
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      nice

      dentist was exactly waht i was thinking of

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      lmfao!

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      Ou lala!
      Makes you squiggle in the chair!


      You know, cause it's the dentist & all

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