JUST MY LUCK!

I ended up with an older woman at a club last
night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found
myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd
ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that? I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter TEAM," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight
was "my lucky night". I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?