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    1. 01-23-2008, 09:29 PM #1
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      A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

      As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"

      She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

      Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

      He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

      She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
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    2. 01-23-2008, 09:33 PM #2
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      hahahahahaha
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      LMAO!!!!! That is great!
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    5. 01-24-2008, 01:25 AM #4
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      F U Smiley!!!
      And i told you to stop talking to my wife!!

      It's not my fault my muscular size makes other things look small by comparison!

      Luv ya bro!! ; )


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      lol..thats funny
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      SMILEY IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST WEEKEND?

      GOOD ONE!
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      It's pretty good that he can make light of his life experiences and share them with us. LOL
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      lmao! Another day in the life of Mikey.
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    13. 01-24-2008, 11:31 AM #9
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      SMILEY = SHORT FUSE VET
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      lmfao.... one of the better ones i read in a while
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      Quote Originally Posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
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      but
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      Quote Originally Posted by Sal Paradise View Post
      F U Smiley!!!
      And i told you to stop talking to my wife!!

      It's not my fault my muscular size makes other things look small by comparison!

      Luv ya bro!! ; )


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