TweetFour football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An Alabama fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most diehard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan
proclaimed to the other three "This is for the Volunteers!" and promptly
threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming "Rocky top"
as he fell to his death. Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the
Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted "This is for the DAWGS" and
threw himself off the mountain barking "Woof..woof, woof, woof!" as he crashed on the rocks below. Refusing to be out done by the Tennessee and Mississippi State fans, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for THE CRIMSON TIDE!" and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting---"Fly War Eagle Fly!"