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    1. 08-17-2007, 11:09 AM #1
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      IF YOUR GOING TO WASH MY CLOTHES...MAKE SURE YOU IRON THEM CORRECTLY AFTERWARDS!!

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    2. 08-17-2007, 11:10 AM #2
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      Tool purchases are the same as buying a vacuum cleaner......it's for the family

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    4. 08-17-2007, 11:12 AM #3
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      Keep the refrigerator full of beer, food is optional.

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    5. 08-17-2007, 11:12 AM #4
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      Women should only make a noise during Sex

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    7. 08-17-2007, 11:13 AM #5
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      ADD TO THESE FOLKS!
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    8. 08-17-2007, 12:38 PM #6
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      Farting to warm a bed (i.e. creating a "Dutch oven") in the dead of winter is a primitive and natural survival mechanism that men have perfected to heat ourselves and our partners; kill any hostile viruses or bacteria; deter and eradicate any foreign pests and rodents; and to mark and signal other males to keep away - it's natural, its instinctive, and most of all - manly. Women must learn to cope, accept and appreciate it - it's for their own good.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Gook View Post
      Farting to warm a bed (i.e. creating a "Dutch oven") in the dead of winter is a primitive and natural survival mechanism that men have perfected to heat ourselves and our partners; kill any hostile viruses or bacteria; deter and eradicate any foreign pests and rodents; and to mark and signal other males to keep away - it's natural, its instinctive, and most of all - manly. Women must learn to cope, accept and appreciate it - it's for their own good.

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      Dont ask if I need another drink, just go get it. and look sexy while fetching it.

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      Dont bich at me because my shirt are wrinkled. Men dont iron clothes, we weedwack the yard.

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      If my clothes are on the floor, that means they need to be washed.

      If my clothes are on the dresser, railing, door knob, couch, kitchen table, or anywhere else, leave them alone, I am going to wear them again.

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      If you ask to come over and I am already pre-occupied (working on my boat), do not complain that I am not giving you attention.... pick up an applicator and start buffing or put on your bikini and give me some eye candy while I am working!

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      Don't touch anything in the garage. You should be happy I let you park there, don't push it

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      I put stuff on the top shelf of the fridge so you don't see it and eat it. Leave the top shelf alone and get your own grub.

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