TweetStoopid electric razor!!
I broke 1 of the protective blade covers on my electric razor. I didn't think it would be a problem till today. Somehow my lip got in there and jammed the razor! Then I couldn't get the razor off my lip. It was bleeding, hurting like crazy, and the effen girlfriend is just sitting there nearly pissing her pants laughing.
I finally ended up just yanking it off. Took a chunk of my lip with it. Now it looks like I've got a cold sore or something like that.
I threw that piece of trash in garage!