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SOLUTION TO THE GAS CRISIS
TweetGeorge Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America , then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.
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Tweetsounds great to me!!!
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Tweetlmfao!!!!!!!!!!!! that guys is a gag..
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TweetGeorge Carlin cracks me up sometimes. But, I like that idea. Remember back during the Revolutionary war ( or it might have been the Civil War), they used to grab people right off the boats and have them inlist if they wanted to live here as citizens. How else do you think the Union army was able to replenish it's troops so effectively? It wasn't like that many Americans were lining up to fight, the people coming off the boats had very little choice. They could go right into the Army, get three squares a day and send the money to their family. Not a bad way to go for someone who just got off a boat. And, they would offer a bonus for volunteering as opposed to being drafted. Again, more money for the family and a job, that is, if you don't get killed.
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Tweetelect that dude
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Tweetthings that make you go hmmmm....
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TweetRight on!
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Tweetnow thats what im talking about
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Tweeti'm not afan of carlin's humor, but this is plausable.
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