TweetThe reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
TweetThere are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
TweetThe reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
TweetThe Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
TweetRosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
TweetChuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
TweetIt was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to
him. Pirates never were very smart
TweetBefore Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
TweetIt is said that Chuck Norris and Zeus are the same person!
TweetChuck Norris doesn't get gas, gas gets Chuck Norris!
TweetChuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information.
TweetGod first thought about sending Chuck Norris to die for humanity's sins; but then realized the Romans wouldn't have a chance.
Barry Bonds didn't take steroids; he was Chuck Norris' *****.
TweetBarry Bonds didn't take steroids; he was Chuck Norris' b*tch!
Tweetwhen chuck norris does pushups he doesn't push up the world moves down!!!
Tweetdid you know chuck norris speaks brail and he counted to infinity twice thats one bad mutha phucker
TweetDid you know that the earth spins because of Chuck Norris' round house kicks?