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Originally Posted by kite

Nothing like a good ole felon boot camp gang rape for Christmas! You win Tman, you win.

Who said anything about gang rape?

Tweetya can't rape the willing, and saying, "no, don't, stop" does not mean to stop..

TweetIf you were at Tmans Bootcamp and you woke up with a sore ass covered in tooth paste would you tell anyone?

Tweet^^^ yuk ^^^

Worst present- A jar of mayo. No kidding. My 96 yr old great-grandma thought I was too skinny. Gotta love old people.

TweetOkay i think i got ya beat. 1987 and i had been getting the hint from my girlfriend's mom that she was hoping for an engagement ring. So i spend every phucking dime i have and buy her this nice rock and her mom knew it was coming so i'm thinking i'm gonna get a cool present too. I got a phucking brass colored (not even real brass) three tube coin bank, one tube for nickels, dimes and quarters each with a brass colored chain going through each tube you could lock with a tiny ass toy padlock. I was like WTF is this? And she said it's cuz you always have a lot of chnage in your car, now you can save em. I said i'll need them to buy lunch from now on after buying you this and then i gave her the ring. Worked out in the end cuz i got the ring back a week later after she was sucking face all nite with an ex on new year's eve.....skanky phucking beeyotch ho-bag.