"What I want for Christmas" thread...

[McKenzie]

Tweetwhats everyone asking for....wanting....needing...etc.

[HeHateMe]

TweetBrooke Burke in my bed naked...

[supasaiyan99]

Tweet20lbs of muscle!!!

[Archamage]

TweetMore more power tools, and a tropical vacation someplace....

[kite]

TweetI want Mikey to learn english, AOM to live in the south for one month, FUZO to get those blisters seen about, O2 to have a couple bikini clad bike washers, bigfrost to stop pm'ing me nude pics of him and his pet goat, Snick and Lily to put that home porn out on the market, McK to land herself a 7' 350lbs strongman with a co-ck ring, abomb to lose the mullet and a partrige in a pear tree. As for those I didn't mention, don't take it personally, I'm just lazy today and tired of typing.

[Lily]

TweetLOL Kite...

[angryoldman]

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AOM to live in the south for one month

I would stick out like a soar thumb. I have all my teeth. No freakin way. Next thing you know, I'm not wearing suits anymore. I'm wearing cut of Flannel shirts like Larry the Cable guy. Y'all will become part of my every day vocabulary. I will be shopping at a "Sack O' Suds". Black people will actually hold the door for me and call me sir. No freaking way. Too much culture shock. You mind as well hook a 220v line up to my balls and flick the switch. I'd have an easier time adjusting.

[angryoldman]

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Snick and Lily to put that home porn out on the market,

I might pay to see that. As long as Snick wasn't in it.

[TestRip7]

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I would stick out like a soar thumb. I have all my teeth. No freakin way. Next thing you know, I'm not wearing suits anymore. I'm wearing cut of Flannel shirts like Larry the Cable guy. Y'all will become part of my every day vocabulary. I will be shopping at a "Sack O' Suds". Black people will actually hold the door for me and call me sir. No freaking way. Too much culture shock. You mind as well hook a 220v line up to my balls and flick the switch. I'd have an easier time adjusting.

It ain't that bad ya homo. LOL
Dont be ashamed that you would like goregeous women of the south.

[kite]

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It ain't that bad ya homo. LOL
Dont be ashamed that you would like goregeous women of the south.

He isn't ashamed that he'd like them, he's ashamed that he couldn't handle them.

[SpyWizard]

Tweet4 mg of IGF

5oo iu GH

and run it all in the next 6 months

8% bf (but i don't think santa has a lipo machine)

and 5 golden rings.. and maybe some of those milk maids..

[McKenzie]

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McK to land herself a 7' 350lbs strongman with a co-ck ring,

Thanks for thinkin of me Kite

Yeah, god knows I've already had the 6'1 320 lb strongman that was a co ck...so of course the 7' 350 lb strongman with a co ckring sounds awesome...hope Santa brings him

But actually I'd settle for a lil bag of happiness and some Christmas candy to boot

[BigDawg]

Tweeti'll settle for a peaceful christmas season, all the troops coming home and a big honking plate of sushi.....

ok Shakira in a thong under my tree would work too =)

[angryoldman]

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He isn't ashamed that he'd like them, he's ashamed that he couldn't handle them.

Most of the women in the South are already taken..... by their brothers.

[angryoldman]

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i'll settle for a peaceful christmas season, all the troops coming home and a big honking plate of sushi.....

ok Shakira in a thong under my tree would work too =)

I gotta agree there. I'll take any of the above.