little old lady

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TweetIn A Court of Law

Defense Attorney:

Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:

I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of
April 1st?

Little Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a
Warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and
Sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:

Did you know him?


Little Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next ?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy"
And I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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TweetPOOR OL LADY!! THATS WHY YOU DONT FOOL WITH OLDER WOMEN!!