TweetHmmmm think I like it.
TweetI think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in
an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day,and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
TweetHmmmm think I like it.
Tweethow long have you been fantasizing about that???
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetSo instead of pushing your way out, you will be forcing yourself in? You're a sicko!!!!