A drunk man at the door

[angryoldman]

TweetA man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door. A drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is 3 o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and pouring rain outside!!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the darkness: "Hello! Are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes!Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

[NATE]

Tweetso did he push him or no?

[daved150]

Tweetlol!! i think i know that dude!

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetha

[Merc]

Tweetlol

[supasaiyan99]

Tweetlol...hilarious!!!!

[Rage]

TweetWhat a pushy!