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TweetA woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
TweetLMAO!! THATS GOOD
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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Good one...
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
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You ever say that to me and I'm with her! LOLOL
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetOne night, this woman was admiring her breasts in the mirror when her husband walked in. He asked, "What are you doing?"
She said, "I went to the doctor today and he said I have the breasts of a 25-year-old."
He then said, "Oh yeah, what did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"
She said, "Nothing, your name wasn't even mentioned."