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TweetThis guy walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of Tequilla. He
proceeds to down them, one after another, as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Wow! Slow down. What are you celebrating?"
The guy says, "My first blow job."
Then the bartender says, "Well, I'll give you a shot of Tequilla on
the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, If the first 7 didn't get the taste out of
my mouth, one more ain't gonna do the trick!"
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
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I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
Tweetthat was funny.... lol
before i opened the thread i was trying to think back to my first BJ and I cant really think of it...
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TweetOriginally Posted by lxorl
Me too. I was thinking back to my younger years and my first BJ (receiving not giving!)
TweetMe too, It made me remember when I got my first bj. Toothy head is not a good first to remember. I'll never forget cuts on my schlong from her teeth! OUCH!!!Originally Posted by lxorl