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TweetIf women came to men with their problems. (sexist humor)
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you are still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to do this is completely selfless. This shows that he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by doing this twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs this to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress reliever and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle a marriage better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time for you to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing that you can do when he returns is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it then do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to video tape this and present it to your husband as a gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
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TweetFunny. The females on the board might feel differently. Funny post!
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TweetNeed a picture?Originally Posted by FUZO
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
Tweetthat would help.Originally Posted by Lily
I don't know you.But I know your kind.
Tweetlol, o2 you're on your game today i see!