TweetCinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked step mother wont let her. In anger she storms out of the house.
In the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and
promises to provide Cinderella with everything she
needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella
agrees.
"What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your
diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella
doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up,
looking love struck and **very** satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother.
"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three
hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of
everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell
me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something
or other...."