Tweet LMAO! no cats in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetSo I was all dressed and about to leave the house when I was walking through the living room. There, in the middle of the floor, were three of my cats hovering around an inatimate object. The lights were off in the room but I could see the cats were pawing at it's lifeless little body. I could barely make out it's shape, but it looked like a curled up ground hog.
I "shooshed" the cats away and went to get a plastic bag to pick it up in....The room was still dark so I didn't dare go close to it with my bare hands. I slipped the plastic bag over my hands and nudged the little critter.
It wasn't alive anymore....
In fact, it was my extra lean steak that I had cooked for lunch today!
They had dragged it out of the pan into the kitchen....damn cats!
Tweet LMAO! no cats in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
TweetMy kitties aren't allowed outside!
Tweeti hate cats!!!!!!! `
TweetHate cats ...who in there right would let an animal in the house that after ten minutes it thinks it owns the place and will never ever write a mortgage check.
how can anything without a forhead possibly have a brain???
TweetStealing steak is a hanging offense in these here parts...
Tweetget a rope boys, we is going to ga!Originally Posted by HungarianBeast
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
Tweetbwahahahhahahahahha
Tweet*hides her kitties* THEY DO OWN THE PLACE. They just let me pay the bills...
TweetAdd one more to the cat killing posse!!! Touch the steak and it means death!!!Originally Posted by HungarianBeast
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Tweet...so do you think I can still eat it?!?!?
j/k....
Tweetwe may have to call out the "BIG GUNS" on this one and get gotgear on this! He will take care of the little theif!
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
TweetWhat's stopping you???Originally Posted by SUGARBABY
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TweetWhy not. I still drink my water after my kitty drinks out of it.
Tweetwash it off and pop it in the mic and go for itOriginally Posted by SUGARBABY
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.