Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

**FUZO** · 03-29-2008, 10:08 AM

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

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>Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
>
>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
>The answer can be found by posing the following
>question:
>
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
>and two small children.
>
>Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
>around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
>obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
>charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and
>you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
>he reaches you and your family.
>
>What do you do?
>
>.............................................
>
>Democrat's Answer:
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the
>question!
>
>Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
>him to attack?
>
>Could we run away?
>
>What does my wife think?
>
>What about the kids?
>
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
>the knife out of his hand?
>
>What does the law say about this situation?
>
>Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into
>it?
>
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
>of message does this send to society and to my
>children?
>
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
>content just to wound me?
>
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
>family get away while he was stabbing me?
>
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>
>Why is this street so deserted?
>
>We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
>make this happier, healthier street that would
>discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
>
>I need to debate this with some friends for few days
>and try to come to a c onsensus.
>
>..... .........................................
>
>Republican's Answer:
>
>BANG!
>
>.............................................
>
>Southerner's Answer:
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>BANG! Click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
>Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon?"
>
>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"