> A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking

> Dog For Sale."

>

> He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

>

> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting

> there.

>

> "You talk?" he asks.

>

> "Yep," the Lab replies.

>

> "So, what's your story?"

>

> The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when

> I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the

> CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from

> country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,

> because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of

> their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting

> around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't ! getting any younger

> so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do

> some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious

> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and

> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies,

> and now I'm just retired."

>

> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants

> for the dog.

>

> "Ten bucks." The guy says,

>

> "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

>

> "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

>

>

>

> I live in my own little world but its ok.....everyone here knows me

> here.