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facts of marriage
TweetFacts of Marriage
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on theTV?" I said,
"Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and
rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a dog.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
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A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said
"I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God,
I wish I had your willpower."
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two Mothers-in-law.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
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If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married; and then it was too late."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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FUZO
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TweetGLAD I'M LIVING THE BACHLOR LIFE.
"WHERE THE MIND GOES, THE BODY WILL FOLLOW."
"I THINK I CAN TAKE YOU"," YA, KEEP LOOKING"
"LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
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TweetIts all Bullshit.
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Tweetmarriage is the worst business decision in the world ! You have a 60% chance of failing and most of the time you lose 50% or better of everything you own!
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TweetOriginally Posted by markriley
People take getting married to lightly. If two people do it for the right reasons and know whats in eachothers hearts than the success rate skyrockets. People that say " i did it bc shes great in bed" or "she cooks like nobodies business" ect ect...are sking for trouble in the very near future. You people that doubt marraige and purely go by the success rates arw the very same people that will never be happy with someone else at your side. You are the same people that account for the very same figure you're looking at....look at the Under 1 year divorces, discredit those and watch the success rate rise...
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Tweeti agree nate. i was stating the odds. im a gambler myself. its something very serious... but those odds arent bad when your holdin aces over....
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