Tweet25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP

>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

>6. You watch the Weather Channel.

>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door

>won't turn down the stereo.

>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of

>one.

>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,

>rather than settle your stomach.

>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms

>and pregnancy tests.

>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never

>going to drink that much again."

>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

>work.

>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign

>that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your sorry

>old ass.