TweetHey Mom! If the stork brings the babies, who f..ks the stork?

Hey Mom! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

Hey Mom! The milk man is here. Have you got the money or should I go out and play?

Hey Mom! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload.

Hey Mom! What's an orgasm? I don't know dear, go ask your father.

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