Man walks into a *****house but he only has $5. So he asks the girl at the front desk "What can I get for $5?"

She says "Nothing."

The man insists "surely there must be something I can get for $5."

So the girl says "ok, give me the $5 and go into room 7."

The guy pays her and takes off down the hall. When he gets to the room he opens the door and he sees and chicken in the middle of a dark room under a small light. He looks around and doesn't see anybody so he says to himself, "what the hell" and fucks the chicken.

Well the next day the guy gets desperate and goes back. He asks for room 7, pays the $5 and goes in. This time he sees two girls going at it in the middle of the dark room under the same small light. Not wanting the girls to see him he slowly backs up into the darkness along the wall. As he's backing up he bumps into someone and says "sorry."

The second guy says "no problem."

The first guy then says "this is crazy, these two women going at it like this."

The second guys says "this is nothing, you should have been here yesterday when this guy fucked a chicken."