Osama Bin Laden and George Bush are at Al Qaeda Base Camp for peace talks. Bush sees three buttons by Osama's chair. They begin talking.

Soon, Osama presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box and punches Bush in the face. Bush continues as Osama laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed. A boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again, Osama laughs as Bush continues.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm going home!" he yells. "We'll finish the talks in two weeks!"

After two weeks, Osama flies to the US for talks. They sit down, and Osama sees three buttons on Bush's chair. He braces for revenge.

They talk, and Bush presses the first button. Osama ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers.

In a few seconds, he presses the second button. Osama jumps, but nothing happens. Bush just howls.

The third button is pressed, and Osama jumps up again. Nothing happens. Bush rolls on the floor in hysterics. "Forget this," says Osama. "I'm going back to Base Camp!"

Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Base Camp?"