TweetWHY MEN ARE (JUSTIFIABLY) PROUD OF THEMSELVES

1. They know stuff about tanks
2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
3. They can open all our own jars
4. They can go to the bathroom without a support group
5. They don't have to learn to spell a new last name
6. They can leave a motel bed unmade
7. They can kill their own food
8. They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
9. They know wedding plans take care of themselves
10. If someone forgets to invite them to something, they can still be their
friend
11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
12. 34 and single? Nobody notices.
13. Everything on their faces stays the original color
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
15. They don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
16. Car mechanics tell them the truth
17. They sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
thinking
"He must be mad at me."
18. Same work-more pay
19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
20. They can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift
21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit they become
lifelong friends
22. Pals never trap them with: "So, notice anything different?"
23. They are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
24. They almost never have a "strap problem" in public
25. They are totally unable to see wrinkles in any clothing
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
27. They don't have to shave below the neck
28. A few belches are expected and tolerated
29. A big belly goes with big hips
30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
31. They do their nails with a pocketknife
32. They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day
before Christmas and in 45 minutes.

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