Tweet>Men are like.....Coffee ( !!! )
>The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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>Men are like.....Blenders.
>You need one, but not every day.
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>Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
>Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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>Men are like.....Commercials.
>You can't believe a word they say.
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>Men are like.....Computers
>Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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>Men are like.....Coolers.
>Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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>Men are like.....Copiers.
>You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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>Men are like.....Curling irons.
>They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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>Men are like.....Government bonds.
>They take so long to mature.
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>Men are like.....Horoscopes.
>They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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>Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
>If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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>Men are like.....Lava lamps.
>Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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>Men are like.....Mascara.
>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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>Men are like.....Mini skirts.
>If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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>Men are like.....Parking spots.
>The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
>handicapped or extremely small.
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>Men are like.....Popcorn.
>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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>Men are like.....Place mats.
>They only show up when there's food on the table.
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>Men are like.....Used Cars.
>Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
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>Men are like.....Weather.
>Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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>Men are like.....Bank Machines.
>Once they withdraw, they lose interest.