The Ballsless guys!

**3Vandoo** · 08-07-2004, 06:41 PM

All my friends except one are ballsless in front of their gf!

Im tired of it, tired tired tired! :smiliecol

Let's look at friends

number 1: M, M just moved many months ago with her gf, she possesive, direct him in front of everybody and has a super hold on him. Of course she doesnt want to lose her treasure, as M earns in the six digits, and drive a 70k car.

number 2: G, G has a gf, actually his first gf, got laid for the first time at age 25, so last year. She has him by the balls but not as bad as the rest.

number 3: C, C since going out with his gf, we dont see him at all. We used to see him twice a week, now we see him twice a year(ok ok ok I saw him yesterday). He cant do fuck without asking his gf, neither he can think without ask her permission first. She alway talking, and alway talking for him.
She do crisis if he look at another women, or just a kinky pic on the net. will kill him if he 10min late. C, like to makes fun of other saying how ballsless they are in front of their woman! look at yourself fucker.

number 4: B, B now dating a gril from Dominican Republic, I like her, but now its bugging me. Alway, want she wanna do, so my poor B is stucked listening to merenque festivals, latino musics and alway going to the movies on a saturday night(like tonight). Last Sunday I refused to go to the movies with them because she was bringing

- Her 7yo brother
- Her 21yo brother
- Her sister
- Her aunt
- her grand mother
fuck the whole Island is going with her all the time! Come on baby, lets go baby we're going to the movie corazon tonight. Sheez

GOD BLESS THE SINGLE MAN!

Derek · 08-07-2004, 07:48 PM

bro-

you are a funny fuck....

**FUZO** · 08-07-2004, 07:56 PM

GO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE

**Slightly Enhanced** · 08-07-2004, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

number 4: B, B now dating a gril from Dominican Republic, I like her, but now its bugging me. Alway, want she wanna do, so my poor B is stucked listening to merenque festivals, latino musics and alway going to the movies on a saturday night(like tonight). Last Sunday I refused to go to the movies with them because she was bringing

- Her 7yo brother
- Her 21yo brother
- Her sister
- Her aunt
- her grand mother
fuck the whole Island is going with her all the time! Come on baby, lets go baby we're going to the movie corazon tonight. Sheez

GOD BLESS THE SINGLE MAN!

The price you pay for that big dark skinned booty

**IntensityX** · 08-07-2004, 10:36 PM

Well I have a friend A who's B is C but D is really in love with E but F hates G but is fucking her friend H and her brothers friend I

in conclusion:

3 is really 4
V sucks
A is bad
N hates me
D is gay
O is ugly
O is also stupid

I is broke as hell
S juices

A makes a lot of money

N is a famous actor
U is really 21 years old and finally
T loves the backstreet boys

**FUZO** · 08-07-2004, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by IntensityX

Well I have a friend A who's B is C but D is really in love with E but F hates G but is fucking her friend H and her brothers friend I

in conclusion:

3 is really 4
V sucks
A is bad
N hates me
D is gay
O is ugly
O is also stupid

I is broke as hell
S juices

A makes a lot of money

N is a famous actor
U is really 21 years old and finally
T loves the backstreet boys

COULDNT HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER :smiliecol

**3Vandoo** · 08-08-2004, 01:54 AM

**FUZO** · 08-08-2004, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

BACK AT YA

**3Vandoo** · 08-08-2004, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by FUZO

BACK AT YA

**3Vandoo** · 08-08-2004, 01:24 PM

I forgot to mention two others in my list of ballsless guys.

Number 5: F, F likes to shouts all day long with his long hairy hair. His real boss is his cat
named Fuzi, fuzi likes to order F all over the place. Yesterday, F went mice hunting and brought a big mouse to Fuzi. Anyway last night F was supposed to go to the movies with Wife F, but fuzi meowed his frustrations against that idea. F, stayed home watching soaps with fuzi on the couch while he was petting her and feeding her with heavy cream and rolling catnip.

**3Vandoo** · 08-08-2004, 01:31 PM

IX you got it wrong the right formula is

I sucks as U
N nothing equal it
T is equal as I
E e is equal as T
N n is equal as I and T
S is equal as N e and T+i
I sucks as U
T is similar to I less than S
Y is more than T less than X
X says fuck ya

**FUZO** · 08-08-2004, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

I forgot to mention two others in my list of ballsless guys.

Number 5: F, F likes to shouts all day long with his long hairy hair. His real boss is his cat
named Fuzi, fuzi likes to order F all over the place. Yesterday, F went mice hunting and brought a big mouse to Fuzi. Anyway last night F was supposed to go to the movies with Wife F, but fuzi meowed his frustrations against that idea. F, stayed home watching soaps with fuzi on the couch while he was petting her and feeding her with heavy cream and rolling catnip.

I DONT KNOW WETHER TO FART OR LAUGH

**3Vandoo** · 08-08-2004, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by FUZO

I DONT KNOW WETHER TO FART OR LAUGH

**IntensityX** · 08-08-2004, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

IX you got it wrong the right formula is

I sucks as U
N nothing equal it
T is equal as I
E e is equal as T
N n is equal as I and T
S is equal as N e and T+i
I sucks as U
T is similar to I less than S
Y is more than T less than X
X says fuck ya

Um yeah nice try Vandoo :p

**FUZO** · 08-09-2004, 06:12 AM

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