TweetTell me a cool story about something that happened that you observed while in a vehicel... Funny, scary, amazeing, disasterous.. whatever!
I'll go first:
This happened a little while ago. GF and I were driving home after a movie one Sat night. GF was driviing, I was in passanger seat. We come up on a yellow light and slow to a stop as it turns red. A couple of seconds later I hear this horrible racket as a car locks up it's brakes and slides about 1/3 of the way into the intersection. The driver proceeds to throw the car in reverse and screech the tires backing up to the stop line.
So I look over at this guy and couldn't help but start laughing. Dude was driving a big ole rusty boat of a car, had greasy long hair, a studded leather jacket, and had that "shaved with a weed-eater" look. Plus he had some nasty heavy metal tunes a blareing away... Cig in one hand, beer in the other and tire smoke everywhere.
I lean over to the GF and tell her to "Check out this freak beside us". So she looks over and we both start chuckleing. Well I guess buddy finally noticed us laughing at him and just as the light was turning green he yells "Hey Fuck you" and sticks his arm out of the window giving me the finger. He then proceeds to floor the gas in an impressive attempt to smoke the tires again and really "show us".
Here's where it gets funny: I guess this guy being the genious he is, didn't remember to put his car back into drive after backing outa the intersection!! I've never seen something so funny in my life! With 1 arm out the window giving me the finger and the other holding both his beer and his cig, he wasn't holding the steering wheel very well. The last thing I saw before his car rocketed backward in a fury of high pitched squealing and tire smoke was his face plant up against the steering wheel! He even honked the horn with his mellon!
Luckily it was late at night and nobody was behind him. But I laughed so hard my side was sore for days. To this day I still chuckle when I picture the way he smoked the steering wheel and his car took off in the wrong direction. I wonder if he spilled his beer?